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Created on 2002-03-27 05:31:55 (#507963), last updated 2008-11-12
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Basic Info| Name: | diJon |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1978-02-15 |
| Location: | Charlotte, Michigan, United States |
BioWe use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.
i may have a dirty mouth... but i can do amazing things with it.
i fit no stereotype, don't bother trying to categorize me. i am *me*. you want 5 words to describe me? how about "i would rather be reading". 12 tattoos, 6 piercings and i'm dying for more. i werk bars in all capacities, behind one or in front of one, either way you'll know i'm one of the best you've ever met. stand against me and we'll run a drink challenge- you'll be puking before i have to repeat a drink. return the favour and you won't know what to do as i keep asking for more. rarely will you ever see me without a cigarette hanging out of my mouth, and a drink in my hand. i'm the most flaming hetro you'll ever meet, don't ask my opinion on what you're wearing, cuz i'll tell ya, and you'll prolly cry. my roomates have taken to describing me as "what would happen if johnny depp and keanu reeves ass fucked and had a baby" if you think that's hot, you'll like me- assuming you can get over the fact that i'm a complete bloody fucking arsehole. politically i'm so skrewed up i argue with myself- trust me, don't engage in a political conversation with me, not that i'm not open minded, it's just that i'll ended up ignoring you and arguing with myself. you have your right to an opinion, and i have the right to the opinion that your opinion is wrong. it's called freedom, try to take it away from me and feel my wrath.
i've fought with mars and fucked venus, i went to hell bitch slapped the devil, i stood on the edge and jumped, and got pissed off and climbed back up to do it again. tiny in stature, massive in attitude, completely unique and irritated as fuck that it's not enough.
i may have a dirty mouth... but i can do amazing things with it.
i fit no stereotype, don't bother trying to categorize me. i am *me*. you want 5 words to describe me? how about "i would rather be reading". 12 tattoos, 6 piercings and i'm dying for more. i werk bars in all capacities, behind one or in front of one, either way you'll know i'm one of the best you've ever met. stand against me and we'll run a drink challenge- you'll be puking before i have to repeat a drink. return the favour and you won't know what to do as i keep asking for more. rarely will you ever see me without a cigarette hanging out of my mouth, and a drink in my hand. i'm the most flaming hetro you'll ever meet, don't ask my opinion on what you're wearing, cuz i'll tell ya, and you'll prolly cry. my roomates have taken to describing me as "what would happen if johnny depp and keanu reeves ass fucked and had a baby" if you think that's hot, you'll like me- assuming you can get over the fact that i'm a complete bloody fucking arsehole. politically i'm so skrewed up i argue with myself- trust me, don't engage in a political conversation with me, not that i'm not open minded, it's just that i'll ended up ignoring you and arguing with myself. you have your right to an opinion, and i have the right to the opinion that your opinion is wrong. it's called freedom, try to take it away from me and feel my wrath.
i've fought with mars and fucked venus, i went to hell bitch slapped the devil, i stood on the edge and jumped, and got pissed off and climbed back up to do it again. tiny in stature, massive in attitude, completely unique and irritated as fuck that it's not enough.
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